We interrupt this blog for an “only-in-Pahoa” moment. Anyone who lives in Hawaiian Shores makai of Da Store has seen this. (If you’re driving makai on Kahakai, glance to the right shortly after you pass Da Store, can’t miss it.)
Trying hard to imagine how this happened. I’ll go out on a limb here and guess: a highly impaired driver? “Officer, I was driving up Kahakai minding my own business when this house jumped right in front of me.”
Sorry, just my imagination running away with me. Sadly, the possible drunk driving angle would not be so unusual here. About 6 years ago a drunk driver crashed through my gate and ended up just shy of my house with half the car up on my mini-rock wall.
What really makes this an only-in-Pahoa story, though, is that that truck has been frozen in it’s current position for at least a week, probably longer. No one has bothered towing it away! If you examine the picture closely, it looks like the truck is now holding up the corner of the house, so perhaps removing it would further damage the structure? (Or maybe our crack police department–think “Andy and Barney”–don’t want to compromise the crime scene before they finish dusting for fingerprints? ;-)) Note that there actually is crime-scene tape blocking entry into the house and carport.
I’m tempted to start a pool to predict how long that truck will stay there.
Not that I’m complaining, mind you. Happy to take the good with the bizarre here in our little corner of paradise.
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